Valentine Day Gifts For Men

Now hear Big Mama out, yes you can keep this, but he won’t mind. Trust me on this one!

Gift your man this tracking device! That way know he’s safe and can be found when you need him. 

Too hairy? Clean that pubic area and booty hole up. The days of being lost in the jungle is over!

He might not have mentioned this, but you know he wants to dress up like this and run around the house! 

See footage of Big Mama at the club! Check out Big Mama’s big hit song and get your juke on! 

Get him a viewing of the greatest film of all time! Don’t argue with Big Mama about this! #straightfacts 

Get the abs without the crunches! This apron’s got your dad bod covered! Please it’s nice to look at, I won’t lie.

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Send him packing with Full Speed Travel – Deals so good, you can go too!  

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