Things that are funny to say

Thinks To Say That Are Funny

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By Big Mama

Ever found yourself in need of a witty comeback or a clever quip to lighten the mood? Well, look no further because we’ve got you covered with our ultimate blog post for “Things that are funny to say”! Whether you’re looking to crack up your friends, charm your crush, or simply brighten someone’s day, we’ve compiled a laugh-out-loud collection of hilarious phrases that are sure to tickle your funny bone. I have to say it because Big Mama, loves you all, there is no substitute for you being genuine, sometimes it just takes a little practice! So sit back, relax, and get ready to embark on a journey filled with giggles, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts of laughter – because who says life can’t be a comedy show?

Brace Yourself For Funny Things to say

Alright, buckle up, folks! We’ve just warmed up the engines for a laughter-fueled joyride, and now it’s time to kick things into high gear. Get ready to dial up the cool factor as we unveil a lineup of seriously funny lines that’ll have you cracking up in no time. From slick comebacks to downright hilarious zingers, we’ve curated the ultimate collection of witty banter to keep you on the edge of your seat. So grab your shades, lean back, and let’s rev up the fun with these epic things that are just too cool not to say! 

Here We Go!

  1. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!”
  2. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
  3. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”
  4. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
  5. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
  6. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”
  7. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
  8. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!”
  9. “I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”
  10. “I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode!”
  11. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
  12. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
  13. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.”
  14. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”
  15. “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”
  16. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”
  17. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
  18. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
  19. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”
  20. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
  21. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
  22. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”
  23. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
  24. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!”
  25. “I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”
  26. “I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode!”
  27. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
  28. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
  29. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.”
  30. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”
  31. “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”
  32. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”
  33. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
  34. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
  35. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”
  36. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
  37. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
  38. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”
  39. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
  40. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!”
  41. “I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”
  42. “I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode!”
  43. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
  44. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
  45. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.”
  46. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”
  47. “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”
  48. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”
  49. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
  50. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

A Quick Time Out

Alright, listen up, cool cats and funny folks! Before you go on a quoting spree with our hilarious list of “things to say that are funny,” let me drop a little truth bomb on ya: there’s no substitute for being yourself and owning it with confidence! Sure, these witty one-liners and clever comebacks are guaranteed to bring the laughs, but remember, the real magic happens when you embrace your unique personality and let your natural charm shine through. So, use this list as your comedy playbook, but always remember that the best jokes come from the heart, not just from a list. Now go forth, be bold, and sprinkle some laughter wherever you go!

51. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”

52. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

53. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

54. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”

55. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

56. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!”

57. “I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”

58. “I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode!”

59. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”

60. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

61. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.”

62. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”

63. “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”

64. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”

65. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

66. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

67. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”

68. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

69. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

70. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”

71. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

72. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!”

73. “I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”

74. “I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode!”

75. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”

76. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.”

  1. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”

  2. “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”

  3. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”

  4. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

  5. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

  6. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”

  7. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

  8. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

  9. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”

  10. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

  11. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!”

  12. “I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”

  13. “I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode!”

  14. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”

  15. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

  16. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.”

  17. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”

  18. “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”

  19. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”

  20. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

  21. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

  22. “I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”

  23. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

  24. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!”

  25. 101. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!”

All in ALL

Well, folks, we’ve reached the end of our comedy marathon, but fear not! Armed with these hilarious quips and witty comebacks, you’re now equipped to conquer any situation with laughter as your trusty sidekick. Just remember, life’s too short to be serious all the time, so don’t hesitate to sprinkle some humor wherever you go. Whether you’re cracking jokes with friends, lightening the mood at school, or making your family giggle at the dinner table, just know that the world could always use a little more laughter. So go forth, spread joy like confetti, and always remember that when in doubt, just say something funny – because after all, who doesn’t love a good laugh? Keep shining bright, you comedy connoisseurs, and may your days be filled with endless chuckles and belly laughs!

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